Angst time

Looking back, I’m disappointed in my college experience. Somehow I missed out on hijinx, marijuana, competition, sister-strong friendships, cosmic struggles with the meaning of life and art, partying in my underwear. I never got trashed, never broke the law, and only ever did one really stupid thing in bed, and he’s in Maryland living with his dad and I will never have to see or speak to him again.

College was a vague, depthless, passionless time for me when the only strong emotion I felt was loneliness.

Sounds like middle age, doesn’t it?

prettycolors:

#282b00

prettycolors:

#282b00

prettycolors:

#570500

prettycolors:

#570500

thisanimalisawesome:

Awesome
mabelmoments:

Betty the bald hedgehog ‘has no friends in wildlife rescue centre’

The mystery skin condition has left the six-week-old creature too scared and nervous to mix with other normal hogs at the Foxy Lodge in Hemsby, Norfolk. (Read more: metro.co.uk)

aw, bless

IT’S A POPPLE.

mabelmoments:

Betty the bald hedgehog ‘has no friends in wildlife rescue centre’

The mystery skin condition has left the six-week-old creature too scared and nervous to mix with other normal hogs at the Foxy Lodge in Hemsby, Norfolk. (Read more: metro.co.uk)

aw, bless

IT’S A POPPLE.

morninggloria:

villagevoicemedia:

Michael Vick’s Dog Gets Edible Key to City
Yes, you read that right.

I had key to courthouse.
But I eated it.

morninggloria:

villagevoicemedia:

Michael Vick’s Dog Gets Edible Key to City

Yes, you read that right.

I had key to courthouse.

But I eated it.

(Source: voicemediagroup)

betterbooktitles:

Apollonius of Rhodes: Argonautica

betterbooktitles:

Apollonius of Rhodes: Argonautica


Just doing my bit to spread awareness for this common, but little understood condition. Thousands around the world are affected by chronic bitchface, with sufferers having to endure being told to “SMILE” and “cheer up” by well meaning, but irritating strangers. There is no known cure.

Just doing my bit to spread awareness for this common, but little understood condition. Thousands around the world are affected by chronic bitchface, with sufferers having to endure being told to “SMILE” and “cheer up” by well meaning, but irritating strangers. There is no known cure.

thisanimalisawesome:

Awesome